The bus app that tells you exactly what you already feared. Absurd arrival times, seats you can chope with a tissue packet, and a "live" map where the bus drives into the sea.
v3.0 · still loading since 2019
The Features (the gags)
Everything works beautifully. Nothing works the way you'd want.
Live, chaotic countdowns. Negative minutes, 420m, "soon™", "napping". All three of the 88 arrive together — as a treat.
A hand-painted map (no Google Maps, no API key) with a wandering bus. Recalculating… into the sea 🌊. Driver stopped for kaya toast.
Tap empty seats to reserve them with a tissue packet, lah. Random aunties steal your seat over time. As tradition demands.
Save the routes you love most. "Saved 3 years ago. Still hoping." A monument to your optimism.
Local-only funny alerts. "Someone choped your seat with a tissue 🧻." "The bus is now a boat. Please bring floaties."
The only honest button in the app. Confirm you've given up and receive your certificate of inner peace. Walk home (47 min).
Live arrivals (allegedly)
A faithful preview of the board. Timings are fictional and intentionally inaccurate.
★ 1.2 · 9,481 reviews
Real reviews from fictional commuters.
"Wait 40 min for 88, when come got three buses together. Walao. One star still too generous."
"Driver see me running, still close door and smile. I know that man. We not friends anymore."
"Used this app to plan my commute. Now I plan my funeral. 10/10 very realistic sia."
"App say 2 min. I aged 2 years. Bus 3rd indeed. My grandson grew up already."
Bus 3rd is a parody / comedy app for entertainment only. All bus timings, routes, stops, seats and notifications are completely fictional and intentionally inaccurate. Do NOT use this app to catch a real bus.
Bus 3rd is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any real transit operator or government agency.
Privacy: no accounts, no analytics, no ads, no location tracking. Your settings stay on your device. "Data Not Collected."
no buses were harmed. none showed up either.